The Monkey Trough

Went to the monkey trough and dipped my buttocks in (X3)
well, those monkeys didn't like it and they thought it was a sin

borne up by their hairy arms and carried to the trees.
they took me to the monkey pope and made me kiss his ring.
But I dripped on that monkey and y'know it made me sneeze
so they tossed me from the treetops and then began to sing.

BREAKDOWN
Oh Oh oh you go on down
Oh Oh throw you to the ground
Oh Oh don't you come on back
You can't hurt us, 'cause we have broke your back (X2)

Fell to earth and felt my bones break inside of me
Fell to earth and I regret my monkey blashphemy
Went to the monkey trough and dipped my buttocks in
I really wish I hadn't cause I knew it was a sin (X2)

Lyrics ©2004 Mirabai Knight and Remi Treuer ('cause y'know people want to steal lyrics this good)